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Aces & A​-​holes

by The F'n A-holes

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1.
Whiskey Well 01:24
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My old lady is mean as hell aright I been drinkin from the whiskey well tonight Then you walk in like 5 alarms Carve my name into your arm And say maybe just forget about tomorrow My old lady is mean as hell come on We're gonna drink from the whiskey well till dawn And if you see me on the street Don't you fucking look at me If you want to make it till tomorrow
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Chupacabra 01:30
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He never comes out in the light of day Secret project from the CIA Scaring the children all over the land Blood on his face & a goat in his hand Chupacabra Where he comes from no one knows Under the earth or from a UFO Burning red eyes filled with hate If you see those eyes It's already too late Chupacabra
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Love Ya 02:02
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I wanna love ya I wanna love ya I wanna love ya till there's nothing left of ya I wanna love ya Till you fall face down at my feet I wanna hold ya I wanna scold ya I wanna mold ya till I control ya And like I told ya There's nobody knows ya like me When the night comes down And there's no one there I'll come around And show I care And when the morning light comes in I will be gone gone gone Hey baby there's no denyin You won't feel any worse for tryin I wanna kiss ya I wanna kiss ya I wanna kiss ya and pretend I miss ya I wanna kiss ya then kiss your ass goodbye When the night comes down And there's no one there I'll come around And show I care And when the morning light comes in I will be gone gone gone Hey baby there's no denyin You won't feel any worse for tryin I wanna love ya I wanna love ya I wanna love ya till there's nothing left of ya I wanna love ya Till you fall face down at my feet
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Cowboy Song 03:00
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Cold outside of Omaha When the sun goes down Wind blowing cold and dry Through an empty town I rode in from Wichita Miles down the line Frozen heart & a monkey's paw Murder on my mind When the night falls Lonely on the plain And still I ride to wreck your Home on the range I can't forget the day He stole your heart And as you rose away I felt the cryin start And now I'm on my way To shoot you down Tomorrow you will lay Inside the cold hard ground When the night falls Lonely on the plain And still I ride to wreck your Home on the range
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La Vagina Diablo 02:04
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One Day 01:14
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One day You'll see You're not For me And next day Still the same way One day You'll know There's nowhere left for you to go Till the next day Maybe one day you'll stop Feeling sorry for yourself Maybe one day you'll see It hurts you and no one else One day There'll be No one But me And next day I will be gone away One day Oh no There's nowhere left for you to go Till the next day Maybe one day you'll stop Feeling sorry for yourself Maybe one day you'll see It hurts you and no one else Maybe one day you'll stop Feeling sorry for yourself Maybe one day you'll see It hurts you and no one else
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Sick & Tired 02:21
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I'm sick & tired of the shape I'm in I'm sick & tired of the way it's been I'm sick & tired of being broke I'm sick & tired of rolling smokes I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired I'm sick & tired of this life I live I'm sick & tired how they never give I'm sick & tired to wait so long I'm sick & tired of the same old song I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired Well it never works out like you want it too And like they say, every day I always end up playing the goddamn fool I'm sick & tired of this life I live I'm sick & tired how they never give I'm sick & tired to wait so long I'm sick & tired of the same old song I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired baby I'm sick & tired
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Fletcher 02:13
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My name is Fletcher Hollingsworth the second And I'm here to tell the story of my life Come Sunday afternoon They're gonna march me to that room Strap me in that chair and take my life They say I killed that woman with a shotgun They say I dumped her body in the stream Sometimes in my dreams I still hear those far off screams Somebody take these memories away from me Goodbye mama Goodbye papa Goodbye to everyone I know Please don't cry for me Cause I was never meant to be And it's a better world to which I go My name is Fletcher Hollingsworth the second Soon I'll be Fletcher Hollingsworth the damned But that's all right by me If it'll end this misery Wash away the blood that's on my hands Goodbye mama Goodbye papa Goodbye to everyone I know Please don't cry for me Soon I'll be just a memory And it's a better world to which I go I hope it's a better world to which I go
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Spooky 03:02
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Who's that knocking On my window tonight? I get so afraid to turn out the light The wind is howling at my door Only this and nothing more Something crawling cross my floor Something strange for sure So spooky Ghost or girlfriend? Real or make believe? Psycho killer, heart upon his sleeve? Is it all inside my head Or is there something more instead? I can see the living dead Crawl into my bed So spooky The wind is howling at my door Only this and nothing more Something crawling cross my floor Something strange for sure So spooky
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Lucky 01:37
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I was sleeping in my car last night Outside the hotel where you stay Something told me not to go there But I did it anyway And that's just the story man That's how it always goes When it comes to bad luck I'm always lucky I got fired from my job last week For showing up on dope I'm hanging off a long edge On the short side of my rope Now I gotta tell my wife And then she'll tell everyone When it comes to fucking up I'm always lucky Well my momma used to tell me When I was just a kid She used to say the best part of me Must have run right down her leg And I hope I get the chance To live this life over again Maybe next time I won't be so lucky
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Get Your Ass in the Car 01:55
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I don't wanna hear about where you're supposed to go Your mom and daddy they don't have to know You got me hotter'n a cup of truck stop joe These games of make believe you like to play You can be the tunnel, I'll be the train So let's go out behind this bar Put my pickle in your jar Come along we don't have to go too far Get your ass in the car It's been awhile since I had a sweet young thing like you I don't wanna hear about what you're supposed to do Tonight I'm gonna make my dreams come true Tomorrow I'll be laughing with my friends You'll be running out into the wind So let's go out behind this bar Put my pickle in your jar Come along we don't have to go too far Get your ass in the car So let's go out behind this bar Put my pickle in your jar Come along we don't have to go too far Get your ass in the car
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All Fucked Up 02:01
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Well it's Saturday night and I'm drunk as shit By 9:35 I'm already lit And I'm staring down this great big fucking bouncer He's 8 foot tall and five foot thick But I got something for that dick If he brings his big ass any closer Now I have always tried to be A very peaceful man But I tell you buddy there's just only So much I can stand Cause I'm all fucked up All fucked up All fucked up I'm all fucked up tonight He shoved me once, shoved me twice So I decided to turn out his lights And I cracked him in the forehead with a barstool He staggered back and I grabbed my glass And I commenced to whoopin on his ass And that's when a one on one became a carpool I guess I shoulda seen his buddies Coming from behind And by the time I did It was too late to change my mind Cause I'm all fucked up All fucked up All fucked up I'm all fucked up tonight They chipped my tooth They blacked my eye But I still say I won the fight Cause I'm all fucked up All fucked up tonight I'm all fucked up All fucked up All fucked up I'm all fucked up tonight
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The Zippo Song (live) 02:43
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I'm trading in my Zippo for a Bic If you don't like it you can suck my dick I'm trading in my poodle for a hound I got nowhere else to go but down I'm trading in my family for a drink Never want to have to sit and think I'm trading in my woman for a girl That's just how I rule my little world I shoulda done it right, lord But I done it wrong If you feel the same tonight Feel free to sing along I'm trading in my Zippo for a Bic If you don't like it you can suck my dick I'm trading in my poodle for a hound I got nowhere else to go but down

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released October 1, 2007

J.D. "Joey Fuckstick" Avera: Guitar, Vocals
Robert "Rob Rockford" Salac: Drums
Jason "Fast Eddie Bentwhistle" Nunnally: Guitar, Vocals
Steve "Reverend Vertigo De Muerto": Bass

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The F'n A-holes Fairhope, Alabama

What can be said about The F'n A-Holes that hasn't already been said in Circuit Court? These Dixie rockers have created their unique, muscular sound by mixing high-octane rockabilly, honky tonk, and garage rock with a little heavy metal swagger and a wry sense of humor. ... more

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